Bacon Pants
From the live-blogging of the June 7, 2007 Phils-Mets game by the "Ladies" (indirectly via PWD):
Chooch Ruiz gets on base in the top of the seventh and brings Cole to the plate.It gets better:
Clare: base hit choooooooch!
Texas Gal: Cole time
Clare: god, i just want to bite him
Texas Gal: that’s how I feel about Aaron
Clare: he IS meaty and delicious
Clare: my friend Anne did not get “bacon pants”
Texas Gal: Bacon Pants is difficult to explain
Texas Gal: you either get it or not
Clare: she doesn’t share the love we have for him
Clare: she doesn’t like his facial hair scheme
Texas Gal: yeah, the facial hair normally would bug
Texas Gal: but on him
Texas Gal: doesn’t at all
Clare: ohhhh bacon pantsGood Lord indeed.
Clare: make it happen for mama
Texas Gal: good lord, my love for that man knows no bounds
Texas Gal: SAFE!
Clare: mama loves!!! safe at home!!!
Texas Gal: Ribbie for Rowand!
For the record, I don't get it either.
Apparently, his pants "has a flavor" and that flavor is "bacon."
For what it's worth, Aaron Rowand will be in my mind forever known as "Bacon Pants."
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
3 comments:
girls are great.
Caution: schadenfreud induced comment. To wit, why can't you just admit defeat and draft a post on the Phils 10,000th loss? Too weak in the knees? How about the fact that the Phils would have lost all three if Twain had been in the house? Hope you enjoyed your vacation.
Considering I choose as my nom de plume "Ruby Legs," the name of the Phillies franchise prior to its arrival in Philadelphia (they were the Worcester Ruby Legs), I'm of the opinion that the losses accrued by the Worcester team should count toward the franchise's totals. For that reason, the Phils past 10,000 way before last week.
That's about as much as I'll have to say about that.
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